Comments on: Lo-Carb Monster – Energy Drink Review

By: countrygurl

countrygurl — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 06:18:01 +0000

Okay for one you should really look at the can because it does list everything on it and each can contains two servings in it so everything doubles.

By: Jordan

Jordan — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 02:12:16 +0000

well the word “idiot” is a bit unnecessary but I do agree, to a certain extent anyway, that this diet is simply an unhealthy choice. True, you may have lost a pound a day, but look at what your putting into your body! I highly doubt that you consumed much more than a pound of food per day and from a healthy point of view, that is not healthy at all. This may work for a brief period of time but eventually your body WILL plateau and will actually begin reacting in a COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE fashion. Your body needs food to burn fat, in other words, the more you eat the more your metabolism is hyped up. Just make sure to keep carbs at a minimum to maximize fat-loss and protein at an absolute maximum to ensure lean muscle development.

By: Jordan

Jordan — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 02:09:25 +0000

hahaha

By: Jordan

Jordan — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 02:08:38 +0000

uh yeah…the glucose is definitely a problem but have you taken into consideration the harmful side-affects of consuming that ridiculous amount of caffeine daily? dude…use your head

By: Shelby

Shelby — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:16:48 +0000

I will give you a real review. Ive struggled with weight for the past 2yrs, and being pregnant skyrocketed it. After the baby was here, monsters were my coffee. I needed the energy that coffee just couldn’t give me. My weight has fallen off, all the baby weight was gone in 9wks, and it’s been 6 months total, and I’m now to my previous weight from before 2 years ago.
I didn’t use Monsters as a weight loss product, but whatever my body was lacking, it gave me. Besides loving the energy boost, the guarana in it is what I believe helped my weight loss, as it is an appetite suppressant.
I think I was one of the ‘lucky’ ones, but I don’t recommend it for weight loss.

By: funny man

funny man — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:27:06 +0000

LOL

By: E

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 14:05:03 +0000

OMG I am laughing so loud and hard at work over this…thanks for making my day! People get real and get a sense of humor….Thanks for the post!!

By: Orack Bobama

Orack Bobama — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 21:28:18 +0000

Maybe you could just use carbonated water and clean your pennies.

By: R-Shakey

R-Shakey — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 02:58:47 +0000

wth?? can someone be serious and post an actual review about an actual experience….

By: Reece

Reece — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 18:00:19 +0000

I too am hooked, I love this stuff. I’ve been drinking 2 cans (sometimes 3 cans) a day for YEARS now. Honestly I haven’t noticed any bad side effects. Only one thing is that I still have “Belly Fat”, I run 4 miles a day, I eat right (lots of fruits and veggies, no junk food, fast food, no breads, etc), Im wondering if the GLUCOSE that is in this drink could be the problem with the body storing the fat.
Like I said, Im hooked, but now wondering.

By: Corbin

Corbin — Mon, 10 May 2010 21:37:00 +0000

I think you have a problem

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:29:37 +0000

Most thermogenic fat burners also contain a lot of the things in monster. Drinking a Lo Carb Monster isnt bad for you, the energy you get makes youre body work slightly more, which in turn burns more calories. Its not a diet in itself drinking just these but i could see it aiding along side a real diet.

By: Dan Marcy

Dan Marcy — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:15:53 +0000

Hate to break it to you, but many brands of beef jerky are surprisingly low in calories, fat, and high in protein. For weight loss, it’s A-Ok. They may contain a lot of salt, but that’s an entirely different problem altogether…

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:18:26 +0000

I’m just happy you spelled the word “lose” correctly.

By: skinny now

skinny now — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:34:59 +0000

I love low carb monster! I saw the post about losing weight and stepped it up a notch!

I drink monsters every morning as soon as I wake up, which has also shortened my commute to work because I drive 130 mph in a spastic frenzy!

At work I get all 8 hours of my work done in about 3 so the boss fired 2 of my co workers and I do what they used to after lunch. My lunch is 3 more 24 oz cans of lo-carb monster.

Sometime between 4 and 6 I black out but always come to at home naked in the front yard. The neighbor doesn’t mind she is an old widow and seeing a naked man is a big treat for her.

I usually don’t eat anything for dinner but I hve now replaced my usual 3 lines of coke with 3 cans of lo-carb monster. I have saved a lot of money because cocaine aint cheap these days!

I go out to the clubs and put the teens on X and diet pills to shame with my taurine and ginseng enhanced dance moves. After hooking up with at least 3 strangers it is time to go back to work and start all over again!

Anyway I have gone from 300 pounds to just over 110! My skin looks like a sharpay dog but the number on the scale makes me happy!